Why can’t we have non-insane neighbors?
We had this couple move in below us and we have been really nice to them. Sometimes we chat and I was pretty sure we had an okay relationship with them. If nothing else we never called the cops on them, when they fight and wake me up at 2 in the morning (which happened a couple times a week, when I lived in my room).
But apparently they yelled at Fritz, Cashs dog and Fritz growled at her and then ran upstairs to Cash. She said she was going to shoot Fritz, which she would clearly never do, but still that is an insane thing to say. Apparently last night when Cash was in his room, she yelled up to our house “I don’t know who the fuck they think they are, what I do know is they are a bunch of fags” … “faggity, faggy fags, they are not gunna have a dog much longer”.
Now, I have not seen the neighbors yet, after this, but I am REALLY EXCITED to. We talked to the landlords today and they are fine with Cash and the dog living with us. I told them we might have to get on their front porch and really show them what a faggot looks like. They seemed to think that would be a good idea.
So we might be having a make out party, with glitter and tom of finland posters, on our back porch sometime soon. Wouldn’t that be fun!