Does anyone else do this when you hook up with someone? The “hay, this is where I’m gonna be, and I’ll text you at a certain time in the future” thing?
I like to think that if something actually happened, and I didn’t send Penelope an all-clear text whenever I was tied up at some creep’s house out in the country that there would actually be a squadron of police cars there within seconds of our agreed-upon check-in time; I’d be on the 5 o’clock news, spread-eagle, restrained and with chocolate syrup dripping down my asscrack.
In reality, the men untie me at some point, and Penelope never checks her text messages anyway. Oh well.